Real Women Drink Beer Koozie

Imagine walking into a formal dinner in your tux and bow tie. Yeah, you look good! Now, will you pay attention? You sit down for dinner where everyone's drinking champagne, but the lady you've had your eye on all night defies the social norm. She goes for what she likes because she's a real woman, and Real Women Drink Beer. It was written on her beer koozie. I don't know why it took you all night to figure it out! So, you get up to take the seat beside her. But, sit back down! A hundred men beat you to it. Drink your champagne tuxedo boy, because the party is over at the other table!